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by Acme

Rated: XGC · Book · How-To/Advice · #1315450

A place where everybody can feel easily offended - my head!

I'm gathering quite a collection of blogs.
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is a bit-of-a-rant. I've got a big gob, and it would be a shame not to use it.
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is just that. It's the product of the bits of me mentioned above

filtered through my subconscious.
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dealing with all things to do with battling sexes, especially exes.

Want to know something trivial or obscure? Not really bothered about whether it's right or wrong, as long as it's believable?

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WELCOME TO THE HUMAN GOOGLE!

I may never have mastered the art of tying shoelaces, but I win every time I play Trivial Persuit.

Friends place bets on how many people I can, unintentionally, upset on a night out.

I am the place where boundless enthusiasm meets embarrassing arrogance.

Important Information - Please Read

I realise some folk do not get Satire. I love a little baffoonery and believe, rather like the jesters of old, you can say quite a lot more than kings when people think you are an idiot. If you are literal minded, best not read on. If you can tell your arse from your elbow, and recognise when an attack isn't an attack then please read:

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Heck, even if you can't tell your appendages from one another, read it anyway: who am I to tell you what you can do and what to take from my writing?

The XGC rating is due to the unknown content of many minds - it may be fluffy bunnies or....not! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Welcome to my world! Acme

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http://twitter.com/acmetweet
Skype me at acmetoo

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

MaryLou

Jan 7, 2011 at 4:00am
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your best friend's in Arkansas, huh?

That will change after your visit to me, hahahahahaha.

Alan Philps

Sep 12, 2010 at 5:50pm
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Its a fifteen hour flight to India. Will we run out of things to talk about I wonder. NOT!!!

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 12, 2010 at 11:24am
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I KNEW it. CandyBoy is Gay. Send him to me!

Acme

Sep 10, 2010 at 6:58am
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Cathy, you know it!

Anyhoo. Am off to France to see a Wolf about a rabbit. x

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 5:56pm
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It has. Thank you, my wonderful friends. I just don't like looking at reality at times; it always shows me up to be gallant and chivalrous, often to my own detriment. I have wasted so much of my time on people who do not recognise its value. Do I stop? Nope. I am the damned. I do it to myself. Love to you all. It's all I have. x

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 9, 2010 at 2:48pm
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I don't have a little dawg, thank you! Pierre is totally happy with it, thank you.

Hope your tirade has made you feel better!

MaryLou

Sep 9, 2010 at 1:46pm
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aw, come on. Do ya really believe it is fun to be mean and cruel and abusive and insensitive?

It's not. It's disgusting.

And you're much better off the way you are, no matter how many times it might annoy you.

If you were different, I, for one, couldn't love you

Acme

Sep 9, 2010 at 12:43pm
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ML, you ain't nothin' of the kind

Alfred, I'd love it, but I'm headed south and am only there for Saturday! (Arrive tomorrow tea time and depart Sunday morning.) Luckily, I never need an excuse to visit Paris, so will make sure I spend a day in your neck of the woods soon

MaryLou

Sep 8, 2010 at 12:45am
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oh lord, I'm concerned you're building me up too high and will be sorely disappointed. I'm quite a boring person, really.

alfred booth, wanbli ska

Sep 7, 2010 at 2:40pm
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You're coming to France? Details. Maybe we can force our paths to cross!

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#377. And your little dawg, too...
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#371. Long time, no blog?
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#369. not much to tell
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#367. Cars, pizza and beer
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#366. Squeeze Queen
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#365. Annie
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#364. You don't know what you do to me
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#363. Grease me up, I'm going in
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#362. Goodbye Mr Fish
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#361. Ladies what lunch...
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#360. Carrot
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#359. Conversations I never had
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#358. Your time starts... NOW!
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#357. Baby, it's coal outside
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#356. All work and no play...
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#355. Danger! Acme at Work!
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#354. Spring Cleaning
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#352. Yummy!
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#350. Saints preserve us, it's Acme...
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#349. Golly!
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#347. Another day in Parrotdice
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#346. Biffy-tastic
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#345. FMBs?
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#344. Pash dreams and iffy bellies
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#343. Technical magic and me
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#342. Lincoln Green
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#341. I'm baaaaack!
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#340. Toodle-pip
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#339. Happy New Year!
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#338. Funeral for a friend Part II
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#337. Columbo Sickness
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#335. there's just something about the accent...
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#334. Funeral for a friend
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#333. Slaughtered Lamb
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#332. Jammin'
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#331. another day, another dollar
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#330. Long Gone...
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#329. Belly ache
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#328. angry pirate farmer!
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#327. Run Forrest
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#326. Cafe Culture
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#325. 14 lines
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#324. Rainy days and Sundays
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#323. I've seen you before...
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#322. Ninja Mom
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#321. Edit points for all!
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#320. They're Off!
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#319. A small note on frogs and holes
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#318. This ship is listing
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#317. Trains and fish
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#311. Seven... what?
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#310. quickie...
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#309. The Bouncer of Happiness
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#308. Can't, shan't, won't.
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#306. Come, they told me, parum-pah-pum-pum
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#305. Turkey curry, anyone?
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#304. A gift you can't return
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#303. The Girl in the Mirror
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#302. Snow-ho-ho
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#301. enough already!
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#300. Gosh darn it...
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#299. Can't do right for doing wrong...
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#298. Who are you?
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#297. Pulling frickin' teeth
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#296. Write here, write now
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#295. The End of the World
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#293. Mess and Numbers
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#292. Elephant Man...
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#291. Red Thursday
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#290. Rhetoric
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#289. runny poo and sick
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#288. Bela Lugosi's in me shed
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#287. Pure Awesomeness!
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#286. The Dinosaur in my front yard
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#285. Grow up already!
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#284. Sweet Dreams are made of these...
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#283. Little Pieces of Me
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#282. Basically
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#281. Mother Sex Bone
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#280. Road trip
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