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lifeinsurancenet.info@identityremains. < I found some bones in my basement. Any suggestions? Carl: We only insure living people. < Well, my great aunt had a policy that was never cashed in. She's been missing for 5 years. Carl: Did you file a missing person's report? < No. We assumed she had moved to get away from all of us. She was an ornery old cuss. Her name is Cassandra Stoughton Howard. Could you check? Carl: When was she born? < 1930 I think. Her birthday was April 2nd. She never celebrated it but it's in the family bible. Carl: Do you have a relative by the name of Felicia? < Yes. Why do you ask? Carl: She signed for your aunt when she cashed the policy 4 years ago. The signature matches. < Funny you should ask that. She's never said anything. Lives in the same ratty old house and vacations at the same beach cottage every July. As meek and mild as a church mouse and as poor. Carl: Well, I'd call the police and ask them to check into those bones. How did you find them? < My wife won't go into the basement and I'm not fond of spiders and snakes. But I needed to check the furnace and decided to look around. Found an old sack in the corner closet where my great grandfather kept canned tomatoes and pickles. Found a couple unopened jars. But that sack didn't look empty. It wasn't. Found the bones. Carl: You really should call the police. If there's anything suspicious give us a call. Your aunt... had a large policy. What's your address? < 12808 Hazard Ave. Way out in the boonies. It once was a farm. Carl: Are you home today? < Yep. Going nowhere. Carl: Good I'll call the police to ask them to investigate just to be sure. Call us if they find anything. < You betcha. Could just be a fake Halloween skeleton or an old dog. Family always kept a few. I didn't look too close. Guess I'd better tell the Missus we're having company. She's not going to be happy. She's like old Aunt Cassie. Almost as ornery and doesn't like company. © Kåre Enga [177.268] (25.oktober.2020) Only 2 to go from these 4 remaining prompts: *Drbag* Dr. Fangman *Stop* Porcupine Pt. *Mailr* hairtherapy@gilbertneurolgy.com *Mailr* politicalwatch@appliancerepairscottsdaleaz.com Note: guess I could do this in reverse like emails usually are, but that's a lot of extra work. Which I did trimming it down to 300 words in
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