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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#995079 added October 5, 2020 at 4:10am
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Corporate Guys
*😳Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
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*😳Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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*😳Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.
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*😳Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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*😳Financial Budget Manager* thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
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*😳 Planning and Technical Manager* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
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*😳Quality Manager* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
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*😳HR Manager* is a person who thinks that... a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.
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*😳Customer* is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!!
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Dedicated to all corporate guys

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