As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
*π³Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. ππ±ππ±π *π³Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. ππ±ππ±π *π³Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder. ππ±ππ±π *π³Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. ππ±ππ±π *π³Financial Budget Manager* thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. ππ±ππ±π *π³ Planning and Technical Manager* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. ππ±ππ±π *π³Quality Manager* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. ππ±ππ±π *π³HR Manager* is a person who thinks that... a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training. ππ±ππ±π *π³Customer* is the one who doesn't know why he wants a babyβ¦.!!!!! ππ±ππ±π....... πππππππ Dedicated to all corporate guys |