One writer's journey |
I'm bored. I'm home. And I thought WTF. Come up with a 'fuck this shit' isolation playlist and share it with us. Not gonna lie, I've been buying songs all damn day on iTunes. I cannot remember the last time I actually cleaned with my iPod on. Fucking missed the hell out of this activity. No joke. Once I smashed my Achilles tendon, dancing was out so out of the question. I admit, I still put too much stress on my damn left foot. In my defense. I despise cleaning. It is my least favorite task and the ONLY thing that makes it bearable is music. Loud. Where I am in my own little world and am oblivious to everything else. And hell to the yea, I found that zone today. It was so Worth It! Back to the downloading while cleaning. I admit it, I went way back to my childhood ~ had to buy some Shaun Cassidy. Nothing like a little . . . Well, come on everybody Get down and get with it Come on everybody Get down and get with it Come on everybody Get down, that's rock'n roll It's when the smokin' And the heat Have got your heart pounding right with the beat Don't try to fight it Just get excited That's rock'n roll Hey, don't fuckin judge me! I am 100% positive I wasn't the only one into him and the Hardy Boys Mysteries from the 70s. Yes, I am that old. Then I had to jump to my high school days and hit the 80s. But when Grand Master Flash hit shuffle, damn it was hard to clean and try and remember lyrics and sing them that fast. The Message It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under Broken glass everywhere People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care I can't take the smell, can't take the noise Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice Rats in the front room, roaches in the back Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat I tried to get away but I couldn't get far 'Cause a man with a tow truck repossessed my car Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge I'm trying not to lose my head It's like a jungle sometimes It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under And damn if this song didn't make me stop and think for a minute. With all of these homebodies and job loss, you know damn well recession is right around the corner when this piece of shit pandemic is over with. We will be back at this kind of insanity. The list of what I listened to in the course of six hours is long, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and on, and on I went. And I fucking loved it! Here's just a little sampling of where I was today Clones Alice Cooper Sugar Sugar The Archies My Best Friend's Girl The Cars And Then He Kissed Me The Crystals He's a Rebel The Cyrstals Fire Woman The Cult Bring Me To Life Evanecence Nightrain Guns N' Roses The Floor Johnny Gill Destroyer The Kinks A-Yo Lady Gaga The Monkees too many too name Here Comes Your Man The Pixies When I Look in Your Eyes The Romantics Senorita Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello Lazy Eye Silversun Pickups Jeepster T Rex You Need to Calm Down Taylor Swift Brown Eyed Girl Van Morrison Breathless X And then The Outfield hit my shuffle and I realized I only had 2 songs from them. So I hit iTunes yet again. And then I got super pissed off. Nothing irks me quite like wanting to buy a damn song only to see that shaded Album Only bullshit! What the actual fuck? Why do they pull this shit? Not fucking cool Apple. Not fucking fair at all. I did add Talk to Me and My Paradise to my library. It wasn't a total loss. And wouldn't you fucking know it, when I complained to my 24-year-old kid about how shitty it is that I can't buy the damn song I want, he, of course, tells me to get it off of YouTube. But I hate stealing. I see it as stealing. I know everyone does it, but I'm not everyone. Besides, it's not like if I ever got a new pc or iPod that shit would transfer over. It never does, which is another thing that pisses me off to no end. Still COVID-19 free and working the gas station 7 days a week. The Pandemic can go straight to hell. As long as I have my playlists and shuffle, I can escape this hell on earth bullshit. Need to find that happy place again, grab a Motrin 600, and dance my ass off. Achillies pain be damned. Think I might get lucky tonight Let my hair down get a little crazy, yeah My reflection's doing alright It don't take nothing to introduce suggestion Everybody's got one thing on their mind A set of wheels and a cranked up radio In this town there might be nowhere to hide In this town there might be nowhere to go but On my left, to my right This is my paradise You can call it what you like, I know This is my paradise Just the way I like it! Another pissy entry brought to you by: "JAFBG" by Elisa: Snowman Stik F U C K T R U M P |