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Cat in the Hat

"Blog City ~ Every Blogger's Paradise"  Day 2115: October 8, 2019 

Prompt: Can you come up with a poem out of a list of your own rules? The rules can be about anything you wish. If you don’t wish to write a poem it could be a story or a prose piece.

Rules of my house
Include no louse,
I can't stand a bug
(Even under the rug).

I don't like sweating
When they zoom around with the 'crazies';
But my six cats prefer petting
Over catching critters—how lazy!

New cats are great at catching bugs and stuff, the older ones are far too full to bother. Darn it I want another kitten but no way, no how, I got two orange boys that are Thing 1 & Thing 2 from Dr. Seuss