The Snowflake Chronicles

January 2019 Comedy Newsletter (deadline 1/14/19)

Editors Picks

1. Mr. Maybe
2. Genie's Encounter Group
3. The Identity Crisis
4. You Want It When
5. Christmas, 9-1-1
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Humor and laughter relieve stress

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How do you find humor and laughter in moving?

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How do you find humor in a stressful situation?

About This Newsletter

"A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable."
Herbert Procknow

"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities."
Jean Houston

"Grim care, moroseness, and anxiety—all this rust of life ought to be scoured off by the oil of mirth. Mirth is God’s medicine."
Henry Ward Beecher

Letter From the Editor

Under normal conditions moving and mice are not funny. However, since I am prone to hysterical laughter when under stress, I find moving, mice, and myself hilarious. In fact, when I am under stress I find a number of rather odd and weird things funny, that I would not laugh at under non-stressful conditions. For me, the good thing about hysterical laughter is that it relieves my stress, and--eventually--I stop laughing.

One of the amusing things about mice is that you cannot catch them when you are watching the trap. You can set out a sticky mousetrap, or for that matter any other type of mousetrap, and watch the trap all day or all night. The mouse will walk around the trap while you are watching either the trap or the mouse. It will walk around the trap, sit down on the other side, and laugh at you.

Yes! Mice laugh. I know that sounds weird. You can laugh if you want, because I know the mice are laughing. At least, the ones that allowed themselves to be caught in the sticky traps. They are outside laughing. They are also looking for another apartment because they are not getting back into this one. All their entrances are either caulked or stopped up with steel wool.

Laughter the best medicine:
For relieving stress
Try a good hysterical belly laugh.

Editors Picks

Mr. Maybe  (13+) giving up on a dream #1944897 by Rhyssa

Excerpt: I see him sometimes in my head
         so handsome, fair, and tall
         he’s not quite charming as a prince
         he’s nothing much at all

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Excerpt: “Hi. I’m Genie and I have anger issues I’ve bottled up for far too long.”

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The Identity Crisis  (13+) A man walked into a bar ... #481116 by deemac

Excerpt: A man walked into a bar. "Ouch!" he said. It was an iron bar.

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Excerpt: The look on your face was priceless,

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Christmas, 9-1-1  (E) call for help #2178637 by Solace.Bring

Excerpt: “9-1-1. What is your emergency?”

Feedback "Comedy Newsletter (November 21, 2018)" 

Legendary❤️Mask writes: I have the same trouble repeating jokes ...lol. Maybe one day, just one that we can tell a joke and make the room bust out laughing. I want to say thank you for adding my poem to your newsletter. I appreciate it very much.
May you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving making memories.
Legendary Mask ❤

Northwood writes: I love the idea of punch-lines lost in the mind, looking for the correct set-up to make them whole.
There's a poem idea in there for you, Prosperous Snow celebrating .

BIG BAD WOLF is Merry writes: Don't worry - there's plenty of people who can't tell a good joke.