Sanguine Tenacious Tidings

Rats in the Belfry

If you could create your very own monster, what would it look like?
What would it be called? What types of things would it do to scare people?
Where does the monster live?
Tell me everything there is to know about your monster.

It would probably look like a large It would have to be as big as an at the shoulders with 3 foot long whiskers. With a black spiked collar and teeth that glittered and flashed when it drew back its lips to bite. Also, has red eyes with yellow circles around them.

It would be called Lovey so I could say, "Sik em Lovey!" and it would leap clear out of the dog pen squeaking and showing its flashing neon teeth. It would grab humans by the back of their hoody or shirt collar and shake them like a dog shakes a snake.

The monster lives on the back porch and has the run of the fenced in yard that runs around the perimeter of the house and barn and garage. Except at night, when it has the run of the entire property.

The collar has a couple handle grips and a small pad across the back of lovey's neck so I can ride around on its back. Good fun night rides. Have you ever watched a rat sneak around if it thinks you can't see it. It walks very slowly. Kind of strolling along silently like it has wheels under its belly. It can really move very quickly this way and silently so know one even knows it moved by them, even if it is almost next to your feet.

There is lots of interesting things to know about lovey. How lovey can get into your mind and tell you to do things when you aren't even thinking about doing things.

The best part is: I think there might be two of them. A male and a female who are planning to take over the earth or just going to try for the next presidential election in the USA. they aren't even democrats or republicans so I don't know what that means for the country. All cities will be demolished and thousands of new barns will go up cause rats love barns.

I once had to declare war on rats on this property because someone was dumping them here. So, that's how I ended up with lovey. I spared one and fed it legs. Now, lovey is hunting for the person that dumped all its relatives here.

Lovey can give you a night if you haven't had one for awhile. Tis the season for gifting.

See Ya?