#943540 added October 16, 2018 at 12:23am Restrictions: None
Amazon
Upon looking at my Amazon account today, I saw:
"Customer since 1997."
That's right. My Amazon account is now old enough to drink. Which is ironic, because Drunk Me keeps buying surprises from Amazon for Sober Me, like Doctor Who boxed sets (complete with sonic screwdriver) and lame Halloween costumes. And, once, a breathalyzer.
I really should get an ignition interlock breathalyzer for Amazon. I guess I haven't been drunk enough to do that yet.
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