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Cards Against Authors - June entries

These were originally posted in "Invalid Post"  , but I'm also including them here too for the purposes of the review component of "I Write in 2018" . The prompt for this month's "Cards Against Authors"  was a card that says "Problems are not stop signs, they are ____". Please see the "Cards Against Authors"  forum if you're not familiar with the rules of Cards Against Humanity.

1. Problems are not stop signs, they are actually green lights on a one way street you're driving down in the wrong direction. (15 words)

2. Problems are not stop signs, they are those "hill with a steep grade" signs you see two seconds after you realize your brakes are out. (18 words)

3. Problems are not stop signs, they are speed bumps. Easy to overcome, as long as you don't go so fast that it ruins your alignment. (18 words)