Pants on Fire

Thy King (Dumb) Comes…

Thy King (Dumb) Comes…

I’m taking a break from our allies.
They question my wisdom. No wise!
They’ll be out on the street
as soon as I tweet
which is always the truth, never lies.

I know everything. Yes, I do
‘cause I make up the facts that are true.
No need to prepare.
I really don’t care.
It’s all about me – never you!

Doesn’t matter – a hero or villain.
I’ll praise you if you make me willin’.
Just stroke my ego
or kiss me down below.
It’s the same speech with blanks I just fill in.

I looked Putin straight in the eye
and I asked him, “Confirm or deny:
Did you interfere?”
He said, “Build hotels here.”
Such a big hearted guy’d never lie.

I visited “Dingdong” Duterte.
You’re killing your folks, they all say.
“Only drug dealers,
leakers and squealers.”
Now that’s leadership on display!

All hail my new friend, Kim Jong-un.
He’ll denuclearize (really soon).
Such a peace loving man;
I’m really a fan.
Our leadership styles are in tune.

I keep everyone quite confused
so they’ll question my guilt as accused
until it’s too late.
I control my fate.
With a pardon I’m now self-excused.

The Supreme Court’s an old people’s home.
Congress has lost its backbone.
Soon I will be King.
You can’t do a thing
except crown me and bring me a throne.

My apologies ... too many links track down 🤣 Just consider this a RANT