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Group Therapy for Obsession with Office Supplies? Anyone?

Group Therapy for Obsession with Office Supplies? Anyone? Please?

I admit it. I, Audra Lea Branson, have an obsession with office supplies, and I freely choose not to be healed. So, the group therapy brief thought is out the window.

I'm kind of worn out tonight. I actually had to do outside farm work today. It wasn't bad, except it didn't kill me which a few times I was hoping it would. Like, when the mouse ran over my foot while I was moving a vehicle. Or when I was convincing myself that the pile of limbs I was moving to the burn pile would not be of interests to snakes. My nephew ruined that fantasy by pointing out the snake skin. I used to love my nephew. Anyway, so I'm tuckered out; therefore, my blog tonight will be a list of office supplies I want immediately when I see them.

1. Sharpies - all of them, every kind, highlighter sharpies, sparkly sharpies, 80's sharpies.

2. Notebooks - I'm going to steal I line I first heard when I was about 15 to describe them. 'Size doesn't matter.' It's true (in notebooks, at least j/k). They all do the trick: mini, pocket, one subject, 5 subject, white, color, etc. Ahhh, a nice new notebook. Heaven on Earth.

3. Pens - any color but red. They don't have to be expensive just have a nice smooth roll that makes my name look beautiful even when I chicken scratch it. Gel pens sometimes depending on the colors and again ability to create a smooth, no smudge signature.

4. Color Pencils - honestly, I hardly use these because I have my sharpies, but yet they still sing out to me.

5. Post-its! - love them - all shapes, colors; they are just fun.

6. Huge Paper Tablets (Like almost the size of poster board) - these are great in the classroom, and I feel kind of cool because I have something other people ask to borrow.

There is much more to my obsession, but my eyes are drooping and my body is begging for a scrubbing.

Thanks for reading!

No Snakes or Mice In the Bathtub Please,
Audra