There once was a girl named Lisa
Who loved to watch movies and have pizza.
She ate and she ate, first pizza then cake
Then she topped it all off with a vanilla shake
For counting calories was nothing she cared for
Her trainer she paid to look the other way
I’m not too heavy is what she would say
But when she stepped on the scales
It tipped on its rails
Her fat saved from a broken bone
Now she can’t be alone
So she hired a woman to stay with her nights
Because she can’t move and she might get a fright
So you should be carin’
If you start no sharin’
The food on your plate
Your bones they will ache
For your too much weight
To pack around
Your hips are not sound
‘cause you hit the ground
and broke every bone that you own!
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