The Treatment Program of Absurdity: 1

The Petition

At Great Ascendency, if a student wanted the program to be altered for their desires – whether it was to be excused from programing, to be able to get into transition, having a certain function or rule amended for their benefit, or being allowed to have money form their parents for a certain purpose – they had to write up a team memo, and it would take usually 5 days to process. In the beginning, I wanted to use my iPhone for my mandatory schedule, and when I submitted the team memo, it took two weeks for them to approve it. However, one team memo would take only a day.
I thought that as being a student in transition, being allowed to have one video game console in the house was a fair privilege. I told Jared that fighting for a game console was our version of Footloose, and Jared told me that Footloose didn’t have mentally challenged people who couldn’t stop playing video games. On October 16th 2010, I submitted a team memo, and had Adam, Jared, George, Clovis and Kellen all sign it. The following morning, Tori sent all of the transition students a rejection notice, claiming that video games consoles will forever be prohibited on the properties of Great Ascendency. In a final attempt to allow video games console, I made a speech to all of the psychologists:
When I was in 2nd grade, my teacher said that we should all learn about other cultures; and I was clearly ahead of my class, since Nintendo acclimated me with Japanese culture. Look at “Super Mario Bros”: he is an Italian plumber, made by the Japanese, while speaking English; and he jumps like a black guy, while collecting coins like a Jew.