Wondering about my Wanderings

Giggly

I had one of those days that I was able to look at a potentially horrific humiliating situation and laugh. It is amazing what lengths people will go to in order that you will never again make a mistake writing traffic tickets. The funny thing is that I had been working almost eight months before the improper writing of tickets bit me in the Butt.

Now I am hearing all the stories about what this all means to management and the director of the company. I need to get this problem worked out at all costs.

One of the things I learned today was that I was never trained in learning how to write tickets in the first place. My write up said that I was retraining and after all is said and done finally realized; how can a person learn something that they have never been taught in the first place. And thus the Senior rover instructed me as never before and he never did before. It was a comedy. NOBODY wants to admit they screwed up. They found me!!! Now I am the focus of attention, even if it is unwanted.

So I continued on my quest to redeem myself. I took the superior knowledge my rover in chief told me. I go to my garage and find a car that needs to get a ticket. It takes three or four attempts to get it perfect just like my rover taught me. The supervisor comes to me and looks at the ticket after I was supposedly retrained by the person that trains everybody.

I am sorry Gary this is not good enough. I know Bill told you to do it a certain way, but I want you to put the number of the floor even though all the tickets are written on the ground floor. I will have a new joke to tell when this is all over. How many officers does it take to write a traffic ticket. Stay tuned. This could get interesting.

I wonder if I will get another diploma of writing traffic tickets that I can put next to my masters degree?