Wondering about my Wanderings

UTI or something like it.

I do not like the pain I feel urinating. I am guessing I am not the only one. I may call it Unbearable Tinkle irregularity. At least it sounds more scientific. I went to the lady doctor and she made it clear that she is not sticking her hand up my butt. I would have thought she would have had a little more motivation. Male doctors cannot wait to get their hands on it. She even made me feel a little less inspired upon leaving the doctor's office. "If giving you all these antibiotics does not help we will have to send you to a urologist. I am guessing that means a tinkler doctor in layman terms. I wonder if she is a woman too. this could get awfully strange before it is over.

My wife is supportive. She suggested that I get some urinary tract infection medicine. I asked the lady pharmacist and she pointed me in the right direction. Boy was I surprised when all the medicines were for women. But I said what the hell. If it work for women, maybe it could work for me too. My doctor sure was surprised at my foray into worlds unknown. "Have you been taking (some scientifical jargon)? your urine is awful orangey.
Yeah well I had to give it a try. It was a long day peeing orange stuff. I guess it works. Why would I take it if it didn't? And after all it kind of looks pretty. UTI means Unbelievable illuminating tinkling. What do I try next? Anybody out there got any ideas?