#836621 added December 18, 2014 at 11:37pm Restrictions: None
Day Ten - Something to Offend Everyone
HEADS UP - THIS IS AT LEAST 18+ - POSSIBLY GC
Give The Jew Girl Toys
Sarah Silverman
Okay - enough of the "Mr. Nice Guy!" Now, before you go yelling, if you stop and think about it - many of you have said the same thing ... well, not in the same words but there's a bit of truth when she tells Santa - "What does Jesus have to do with you?"
I hate to say it, Santa
but you're acting like a dick.
You should give toys to everyone who's good and not just to your personal clique!
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning,
I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny, oh yeah
Oh yeah
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You've got as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis, oh yeah
So I don't think he's the son of God
I think he was still a nice boy
If you ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
He'd say, "Give the Jew girl toys!"
Give the Jew girl toys!
Give the Jew girl toys!
Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say, "Give the Jew girl toys!"
[Speaking]
Claus. Claus. Is that German? Santa Klaus. Santa Klaus!
You made a list and I checked it twice
and there's nobody named Silverman or Moscowitz or Weiss
Well you have a list? Well, Schindler did, too
Liam Neeson played him-- Tim Allen played you!
Give the Jew girl toys!
Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say, "Give the Jew girl toys!"
Give the Jew girl toys.
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