I've got to find my way back. I hope this will spur me back into creative writing. |
Dressing Book Song Learning to get dressed can be such a challenge Figuring out how those fasteners are fastened What is the easiest way to get dressed? Here is a book that will help you learn fast. Zippers that zip up and close up your britches Buttons that slip through a hole in the fabric Hook with their eyes that don’t see a thing These are a few of the dressing book things Challenging it Seems to be when, You’re learning how it works You simply have to take your time and practice And soon they’ll all be a snap. Buckles can take on enormous proportions Buckling your belt, or the watch you tell time with Snaps, with their popping, hold pieces in place While Velcro uses its hooks and its loops. Shoes with their laces can be such a hassle First to be laced up then watch for the rabbit Suspenders can pinch with all of their might, Once in their grip they hold on real tight. Challenging it Seems to be when, You’re learning how it works You simply have to take your time and practice And soon they’ll all be a snap. To the tune of “My Favorite Things” |