Hey, life? Are you kidding me?

Natural Remedy my Ass!

So, my ears have been bothering me lately> I had an infection earlier in the summer and wasn't looking forward to that again. I did what I normal do - I googled it, well actually I use ask.com.

There are tons of natural remedies that people swear by. Now I realize some of the people are nuts. Because honestly, I don't care if it would give me super human hearing, I am not putting mine or anyone else's urine in my ears.

Overall, the best consensus was a mixture of vinegar and alcohol. I have both, surprisingly. I decide to try it. It couldn't hurt, right? WRONG - it freaking feels like fire ants have taken up house in my ear canals and they are all parading around to impress the queen fire ant that will randomly shoot electrical lasers at them.

But hey, they don't itch. However, I'm not sure wanting to cut off part of my body to eliminate the pain is an improvement!

Happy Father's Day - don't put dumb shit in your ears.

Love,
Audra and the ants

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