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I parked my car in front of the store, shoved coins in the slot and turned the handle. The meter rolled up to an hour. I Purchased some itmes and came out of the store to see a policeman writing a parking ticket. " What are you doing?" I asked. " What's it look like?" He said, without looking up. " Now, that's just mean." I said." Why don't you find a real crime, or did they make you write tickets because you can't do anything else?" The officer gave me an icy glare, and continued writing. " I see your tires are below the required tread depth. I'll have to cite you for that." " You know," I began. " I tried out for the police force once, but, I couldn't pass the background check." " Oh, " The officer said." Do you have a criminal past? What was it? Child molestation?" He smirked. " No ", I responded." My parents had been married for three years before I was born. I gather you have to be a bastard in order to be a policeman." " I see your tail light is out." He said as he kneed the red plastic, shattering the lens. " I don't believe you did that." I said. He smiled." I'll have to write another citation. " Some people stopped in front of the store, and I called to them." This officer just vandalized this car." I shouted, pointing to the fuming cop. " Listen here, Jack." He said in a menacing tone." I'll run you in for attempting to incite a riot." " I doubt you'll do that. these people will testify on my behalf." " They won't." He said." They don't give two cents for what happens to you." Another policecar rolled to a stop in front of the store, and another officer got out. " What's the problem, Baker." He asked the officer. " This guy's a wise-ass, Monty." He jerked his chin at me. " Need any help?" Mony asked. " No," Baker shook his head." I've handled smart guys before. This one's no different." " I'm a smart guy?" I said." I watched you break out that tail light, and then write me a ticket, and you call me a smart guy? What's this officers' full name, and badge number?" " All that information will be on the citations." Monty said as he got back in his unit." Have a nice day." He smiled as he drove off. I looked at my watch." How long is this going to take? " I asked. " As long as I want it to take." He said as he started another page in the book." Your license plate isn't up to code. I'll have to write another ticket." He smirked. " You're unbelievable. No wonder nobody trusts cops." I said." If all the police in your department are anything like you this city is in real trouble." " Keep talkin', wiseass." he said as he tore out another ticket. " How many tickets are you going to write? I asked. " How many do you want? " He responded. " Oh, I think you've written enough." I said as I walked over to my car sitting next to the one he cited." That's not my car." I said as I got in and drove off |