Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

Day twenty-seven: what happened Thomas

Prompt for day twenty-seven: Take a classic character (cartoon, superhero, fairy-tale) and recreate their character in the modern world. How would their lives be different? Would Superman own a smart phone, for example? Be creative!

The character I have chosen is called Thomas the Tank Engine. Rather than his steam-powered speed, Thomas runs on electric these days and has been subcontracted to national train company Virgin following the unfortunate privatisation of the rail network by the government. Things aren’t all bad though, as instead of calling at mail sacks, Thomas now comes with a variety of communication options, including free on board wi-fi for passengers in first class (standard class available at a charge). Thomas also boasts an improved buffet car, allowing service of hot meals throughout service and reclining seats. The former third class option for economy passengers has been removed.

Times have also changed for Thomas as he is stationed at a busy commercial train interchange, away from his old friends like Percy, who works for Northern rail, covering inter-urban services around Manchester. He says he likes the countryside of Cheshire, but finds the constant rain in Manchester a bit tiresome.

Train management systems have also changed, with the former ‘fat controller’ and overall person in charge of the network enjoying his retirement in Bognor Regis. Thomas gets the occasional postcard from his former boss, who now regularly attends bingo and is an active member of the local pigeon-racing club.

We bid farewell to Thomas, as is busy schedule sees him bound for Watford on the 0813 service, carrying his load of merry commuters bound for work.