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This is my gift to the world of the stuff my husband has been coming up with.
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#771732 added January 15, 2013 at 5:01pm
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Just Plain Offinsive to Everyone in General
This chapter is specifically just incredible offensive shit my husband either says or tweets. trust me, no one is left out, and this includes blacks, whites, hispanics, men, when, children, the LBGT community, etc.


  "Yes. By "you people", I mean the blacks. get over it.

    "PRESIDENT Obama?! I thought he just cut the grass.

    "The lady at the Chinese food place didn't know English, so I asked her to suck my dick. Turns out her husband knows English. And karate."

    "I just ordered McDonald's breakfast at 10:29 because I wanted to know what a Mexican woman's spit tastes like.
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