DTM's Buzzquotes: $hit My Man Says

Introduction

        Fifteen years ago, I met the man that would become the love of my life. No, it was not love at first sight, In fact, i couldn’t stand him. He was annoying, obnoxious, and when he talked he didn't care who was listening and who he was offending, if I walked into a room and he started to talk, that would be my queue to leave.

        But after a year or 3, he started to grow on me, I even let him take me on a date. We saw the worst movie in the world, but for once in the time that I had known him he was a complete gentleman. Little did I know that being around me would be he only time that he would even remotely act like a complete gentleman. I'm not saying that he is a "Man's Man" in front of others, or macho, or trying to be someone that he is not He just happens to be one of the most brutally honest people that I know. In the time that I have known him I have seen him somehow either manage to offend or outright insult my family, his family, friends, neighbors, and complete strangers without batting an eye. the funniest part about it is that he doesn't even know it's funny. He's just one of those people that if it pops in his head it has to be said, no matter who is listening or who he is offending,

    Probably the best invention that has come along to help my husband in his never ending offensiveness is twitter. a lot of this book is a mixure of real life experiences and quotes that he has put up on twitter in response to something that has either happened to him or just happened to pop in his head.

    That being said, the majority of this book is just random quotes. a good percentage of it is just that, quotes. Although some of what is going in here are true stories or things that have been said to others, it is all in good fun. I'n not about to tell you what actually happened and what are just random quotes, where would be the fun in that?