In the beginning all was empty and void. |
You can imagine only what you have experienced. For instance, if you know what a horse is and a what a bird is, then you can imagine Pegasus; a flying horse. Multiple Gods is not so simple. Ashly and her mother Vera were discovering this .. "If your God, then who is your father?" Vera asked: softly whispering into Bobs ear in their bed. "Bob." he replied. Ashly looked over at her mother and shook her head to stop. Ashly lay on the right side of Bob. "Can you introduce me to your father?" Vera pressed the question. A rumble of thunder filled the bedroom. And God the Father spoke: "I'm actually his mother." God said in a woman's voice. Bob laughed, "This is so much fun!" "Your talking in a woman's voice? Bob?" Vera queried. Bob shook his head, "Nope. I've bilocated. This voice is my other self." Ashly shut her eyes tight, "Is your mother happy with your living arrangements?" "Oh, I'm so glad you asked. Before, the stars were formed; I thought long and hard about corporeal sentience. You know I just couldn't resist the temptation to get a taste. It's been so much fun to be a Son of me. But, I'd like to know how you feel about it." The voice sounded like a Jewish mom. Bob looked at Ashly, "Well? Are you having fun?" Bob's voice sounded like his Mother's voice. "H-how did you make a baby in me when you didn't have a body?" Ashly stuttered. "You have to believe me when I say, that there is more to Heaven and Earth than you can see. How do you hear me? I do not have a body or a mouth to speak words. But, you hear my words." said the voice of God. Ashly sat up in bed with her knees against her chest and stared at her toes. Bob was busy, having sex with Vera. "You are a dream. I am in your mind." she whispered. "Yes!" Bob kissed Ashly full on the mouth. Vera and Ashly joined with Bod for a three way orgy. "Ah! I love passionate believers." the voice of God thundered. + ^ V |