a journal in short bursts that might occasionally even rhyme |
hairy thatch a redundancy he doubted enough people knew to care about and there was the rhyming factor thatch over snatch something taken quickly stolen even without consideration for the wellbeing of its owner he would probably advise his sisters to stay away from any man that called it that she threatened to shave in retaliation when having fallen prey to the machinations of Abercrombie & Fitch he contemplated aloud waxing his chest hair the thought of the denuded lips hairless like a plucked chicken or a pre-pubescent girl shocked him into impotence for an entire week the shame of which he had not quite lived down she angled the mirror slightly tossed her other glorious mane over a shoulder naked except for a loosened bra strap in a calculated coquettish move asked him what do you suggest we call it then quim to match his manly vim and vigor conjuring quivering maidens and Victorian bondage the creaminess of the words slid like honey from her cunny a softer sibilant version without the hard “t” that brought to mind fucking but not making love circle jerks over pilfered grainy VHS pixels of rounded pelted women she shifted her hips she glistened a cat having licked herself clean what else could it be but a pretty pussy he said as he swapped positions with the mirror. |