Ramblings of a Samurai and his Duct Tape

Brain dump! Wait, I have a brain?

I'm currently feeling pretty sick, and a ton of things are going through my mind. In order to properly clear my mind for continuation of my nano, which I can hopefully make some good progress on and maybe even win, i have decided to dump a bunch of the weirder things in this post.





Let's start with yesterday's dreams, shall we?


It started off with me fighting off some vampires, and then for some reason I decided I was going to save this one vampire chick from herself. I killed the rest of the vampires and brought this one to a different dimension somehow, and removed her fang teeth. She was quite miserable, but she was learning to cope. She was trying to bite me here and there, without much luck because of lack of fangs. But the month went fast, and since it was going to be 30 days since I had removed them her fangs were going to come back. I couldn't let her stay in this dimension which had no magic or vampires or anything, so I sent her back through. I think I sent her back in a cage even.


I went out to enjoy the day and some policemen decided they were after me. They had cornered me, and I didn't want to hurt them, so I activated some device in my leg to bring me back to the dimension I sent the hot vampire chick, the one she had originally come from. My apartment was there, and my sis was over visiting. I was worried the vampire might come back soon with her fangs all regrown so I was going to get ready to go out and find her before that happened. I was cleaning my face and trying to clear a big pus and blood filled boil from my nose, when a chunk of my nose decided to come off instead.


"My nose! Some of it fell off!" I repeated that several times until my sister came down to the bathroom. Meanwhile I'm looking at the hole in my face, not bloody, but just a dark hole into my head. I looked down at the chunk of nose in my hand and I can see it in layers, especially detailed were all the nose hairs and slightly pinker skin. And then my sister comes into the bathroom, looks at my face, and the nose in my hand, and says "Yeah, that'll happen."


That's when I woke up, and found I was cradling, in my hand...








my thumb. It did succeed in making the thought of my nose coming off seem quite a bit more real.





Now that I got that out of the way, I'm almost at the point where I can introduce dragons into my nano. My dragons don't have wings and live in lava, but they are mighty big!