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#674458 added November 2, 2009 at 11:01pm
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The Advantage of Marriage
Well, there are many advantages of marriage, not the least of which is preferential tax status (sometimes), but one big one is:

It is not necessary to search for a mate; therefore, it is not necessary to cruise the internet looking for a mate.

http://www.viraleruption.com/imgs/online-girlfriend-flowchart.jpg

Note: the above only applies to guys. If there are any left reading this blog. The flowchart for figuring out the true identity of your online BOYfriend is much, much simpler:

Is he talking dirty to you?
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