Complex Numbers

Harvest

Time to harvest some blog fodder.

Ladies, skip this link. It's for guys.

http://www.mrsexist.com/

Of course, those shirts aren't funny at all.


I don't know which is more pathetic: an environmentalist trying to be funny:

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/02/leed_introduces.php

... or the comment, Criticism is welcome, but what is the point of the article??? proving that no, certain environmentalists don't have a sense of humor.

Bonus: pics of cute baby seals and cats.


Speaking of cute animals,

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

If animals could talk, they would spend most of their time calling us dicks and telling us to get off their land. The traits we think of as "cute" are often simply tricks animals have developed to get tourists to throw them food.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you...

The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."


Speaking of things that can kill you,

http://wcbstv.com/slideshows/what.a.way.20.290025.html?rid=1

Example:
2 of 39 :
In 2007, a cab driver found the naked bodies of a young man and young woman at the base of a 50-foot building in Columbia, S.C. Later, authorities found their clothing on the roof, leading them to believe the couple fell to their deaths while having sex.

With accompanying pix - sadly, the pic accompanying the above example is a map of South Carolina, pinpointing Columbia so everyone knows where the Dumbass Capital of the World is.


Last one for today, the opening shot in the war on "The War On..."

(warning: the following link contains an abstract drawing of *gasp* a NAKED BREAST. If that sort of thing won't play with the people monitoring your Internet use, don't click it.)

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/1452/page/the_beast__the_war_on_th...

In the latter half of the 20th century, Americans were called to meet abstractions with metaphors in a series of gaudy figurations popularly called “The War On . . .” Intended to be wholly symbolic, rhetorical frameworks that loosely invoked the legendary national unity that accompanied America’s good wars, whichever those were, our Wars On various and sundry Things that Are Bad proved the power of language to mold behavior, for often the martial tone spilled into martial practice, and so we find heavily armed SWAT units kicking down doors like soldiers in Baghdad...

War is peace; freedom is slavery.

Revolution, bitches:
http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2966