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Not for the faint of art.
#581379 added April 24, 2008 at 4:49pm
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Movie!
Not to be one to yell "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse, I'd like to point out that this may just be the best year ever for movies.

Consider:

-Speed Racer
-Hulk
-Iron Man
-Indiana Jones
-A whole bunch I've forgotten.

Yep, this summer promises excellent lowbrow entertainment. Good guys, bad guys, explosions, and cars. What else could you want? Oh, yeah. Well, there'll probably be boobies also.

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with real entertainment, I give you:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16176_8-pointless-laws-all-comic-book-movies-foll...

8 (Pointless) Laws All Comic Book Movies Follow

Hollywood is a land of money and cowardice. Every big film is basically a $150 million gamble, so they tend to play it safe and stick to a successful formula.

Nowhere is this more evident than in the genre of big-budget superhero franchises, where it's been decided that you must follow most if not all of the eight rules below:

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