Notable quotables

The Helper

Jakie is helping Bob with a project in the bathroom.

Bob: Are you mad at me because I told you you can't play with the scissors?  You can't be my subcontractor if you don't listen.

Jakie: I'm not working with you anymore.

Me: Wait a minute, did you give your two weeks notice?

Bob: That means you forfeit any bonuses.

Jakie: *giggles* That makes me happy.

And, Bob's having a problem with something.
Jakie: Oh shoot!  This is a bummer!

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