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I've just woken my hair & I can't do a thing with it

First, a short commentary IMed to me by Daren:

Jakie was eating, and I was mashing sweet potatos for sweet potato risotto. Jakie asked me what I was making, and I told him I was mashing sweet potatos. He said, "I don't like sweet potatos. I've never had sweet potatos, but I don't like them, not at all!" I asked him, if he's never had sweet potatos, how he could know whether or not he liked them. He said, "I don't like them cause I think they'd make me wiggle."

And second, just this evening . . .

My hair is tired.

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