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Musings from my mind
#556896 added December 24, 2007 at 9:41am
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12/24/07
Hi Everyone! Merry Christmas!!!

I'm working today, well...um...okay, so I'm AT work today, but not much work is gonna get done today. I haven't been writing much lately. I've been having some real funky dreams lately, and most of my creative juices have been spent trying to figure out what they mean.

I got this email today with some humorous phrases, and I thought I'd share them with ya'll for a smile or two. Enjoy!!
Curls

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Skinny".

Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice.

Smith & Wesson:The original point and click interface

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch.

If at first you don't succeed, your skydiving is over.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you, Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

GUN CONTROL: using both hands

and my very favorite of all....


Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".







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