No Eggs After 10am

No cell phone's in the restroom

OK it would seem that I've started this Blog with nothing but restroom humor, but really, in life your bed and bathroom are used more then any other room in the house.
So not to tell my age but I remember when cell phones came out.. not the big suitcase size that JR used on Dallas but the one's everyone could carry and afford.
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I was out east some place and had to go, I stopped in a truck-stop ran in to find the restroom. I found a stall that was clean enough and sat for the mission on hand. I was reading the latest in toiletry literature, when I heard the guy in the stall next to me ask "hey, where you headed?". Now this is a bit strange I thought talking in the public restroom but people out east are a different breed so, "Cleveland" I replied. "When you gotta be there?" he asked.
Now I feel really weird, I mean I'm here to do my business not hold a conversation but mama taught me to be polite, "6am " I said.
"You going to make it on-time?" he asked. Come on fella, whats it with you anyway I think to my self. I don't want to be rude so I answered "yea its only a couple hours away I should be ok". Then all of a sudden, I hear him say "Hang on man, this guy next to me thinks i'm talking to him".. ...so please for the sake of us polite non rude people please leave the cell phone off while using the restroom. Because you just might get a conversation you don't want to have.