Too purty to live in town.....

5/9/07

Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you
if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am
out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have
received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having
my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our
management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and
your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart
your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that
when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this
over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect
to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please
wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead
of 'Steve'.