Dis 'n Dat

Survivor contestant

Well I finally did something this morning I haven't for quite a while. I'm guessing at least a month, but who's counting? Sickness, laziness, the winter blahs...all of these were factors preventing me from personal upkeep. Okay, I'll leave you in suspense no longer...I shaved my legs. That's right, I finally broke down and did the deed. Maybe that's why the scale kept creeping higher and higher in numbers. I forgot to subtract for body hair. The great thing about being a red head (besides being so unbelievably sexy) is light colored leg hair. I could've let them bad boys keep on growin' but my pantyhose where itching like the dickens!

I know what you're thinking. What about your poor husband?? Dude, he's been near his death bed for almost 3 weeks now and both of us have coughed and hocked up enough phlegm to chock a donkey. Yeah, yeah, overshare but I'm trying to paint a very clear picture here. When you are feeling that ill there is just no room for "special time." But now he is getting over the crud, so I thought I should be prepared incase I see that look in his eye.

So what does this have to do with my headliner?? Hello! If I can go that long without shaving my legs and you can barely see the tiny blonde hairs, then I would look pretty good on camera. No scary Sasquatch girl with wicked-dark leg hair. I could probably let my armpits go for just as long, but until Mark Burnett saves a spot for me I will continue to shave those. I'm lazy, but not that lazy.

Now if I could just figure out how to start fire without that darn flint...