Middle-Age Spread is NOT a Condiment!
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I'm kind of stuck on what to write, and whenever that happens, I end-up making a list. This morning this came to mind. Maybe you'll find a thing or two on the list that you hate too. 1. I hate when I think I washed all of the dishes, turn my back to clean a counter, then find more dishes in the sink - where did they come from? 2. Clowns - I just dislike them, and avoid them whenever I find myself in close proximity to them. To me, these entities always appear evil. 3. When I'm the only driver on a stretch of highway and all of a sudden another driver cuts me off, then turns off the road 4. When I'm sitting at a red light and look in my rearview mirror only to find the driver behind me picking his nose. 5. Lima Beans - I can't even look at them in the store without saying "YUCK" outloud. 6. When I go to the mall to buy something for myself, but can't find anything I like. I have the money, want to spend it, but can't. 7. Cleaning the house - I have to mentally prepare myself for this, every weekend. 8. Getting a run in a new pair of pantyhose, while putting them on - I hate pantyhose in general - who invented these things anyway? 9. Math - since sixth grade I hated math. If it requires more thought than adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing - I'm sunk. 10. Driving somewhere that requires me to look at a map. I put map-reading in the same category as math. No matter how good the directions are, I always get lost. There it is. Not much of an entry, but the best I can do with my current state of mind. Have a great day! |