Marv's Mind

Shove it in your Skype hole!

AL cost us a damn fortune yesterday. She introduced me to Skype!



$43.29 Skype Headset/Mic
$10.00 2 Year Extended Warranty
$218.00 Ticket for 67mph in a 55mph
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$271.29 Grand Total/First Skpe Experience


She told me to hurry! She was tossin' a few back and my window of opportunity wouldn't last long. I threw on some jeans, barked orders to Zoo, and hauled ass to the local shit kicker electrode shack! On my way back home.....fuzz! I begged, pleaded and did the little "batty eye" thing but if you ain't related to these folks out here....too damn bad! Fucking red necks! I did everything short of promising him sex from my drunken Swedish friend if he'd let me off the hook. No dice.

Scribble. Scribble. Sign here. I don't want to see you again. Slow down. *asshole*

Got home, hooked my shit up and talked to AL for quite some time. She has a lovely, proper voice. Great giggle and does NOT need my help learning to sing. I'm not certified. She hates certified.

Overall first time Skype experience....priceless


-Marv-