Straight No Chaser

Guess, or, Raw Truth

ten raw truths. guess them all correctly for a handful of gift points, or, if you're in the contest, five bonus points.

1. i was born in silver spring, maryland.
1. i was born in alexandria, virginia.
1. i was born in ocala, florida.

2. i got my period at age nine, on the playground.
2. i got my period at age thirteen, in church.
2. i got my period at age fifteen, and was the last in my class.

3. i tend to choose relationships that make me feel superior.
3. i tend to choose relationships that quickly lose my interest.
3. i tend to choose relationships that force me to struggle.

4. i eat healthy and lift weight because i believe in physical fitness.
4. i eat healthy and lift weights because i never want to get fat.
4. i eat healthy and lift weights because my parents hound me.

5. i'm just like my mother in most ways except physically.
5. my mother's values frustrate me most of the time.
5. i idolize my mother, but we're nothing alike.

6. i often feel twenty years older than i am.
6. i often feel ten years younger than i am.
6. i think i'm pretty much on par for my age.

7. i've never had sex.
7. i've had sex with two people.
7. i've had sex with one person.

8. i am generally accepting of people and their flaws.
8. i don't judge people until they make what i consider serious mistakes.
8. i am very judgmental and think most weakness is horseshit.

9. i've always been a straight-a student.
9. i'm a great test-taker but earn average grades.
9. i've got potential but clam up in testing situations.

10. more than anything else, i want to be a published author.
10. more than anything else, i want beautiful children.
10. more than anything else, i want a comfortable life.