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Quotable Quotes

"Many men, much wiser than myself, have often said I'm the wisest man they know." ...Thumbsucker

"Many men, much greater than myself, have often said I'm the greatest man they know." ...Thumbsucker

"Many men, much sexier than myself, have often said I'm the sexist man they know." ...Thumbsucker

Hmmm. I think that last one was probably the gayest thing I've ever written. That's also probably the first and only time I've ever written gayest before. This entry seems to have gotten off track. I'm going to start over again.

"Many men, much more humble than myself, have often said things about me I can't reveal." ...Thumb

Better?

Moving on then...

I've recently been quoting quotes to a new friend, (hi Sharon), and I'd like to post a few of my favourite quotes by two of my favourite quoters now for you.

"A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."

"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."

"I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision."

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ...Eleanor Roosevelt

and

"Never, never, never give up."

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." ...Sir Winston Churchill

All this talk of quotes has got me thinking. How about if I write some quotes for others? As you can tell from my previous examples, I feel I have a real knack for it. I could come up with quotes for celebrities or wannabe celebrities. People with plenty of money but too busy or too stupid to come up with their own quotes. And quotes for dead people too, stuff they wished they had said but never did. How about a few examples then.

"Waiter! Oh waiter. There's maple syrup on these potatos." ...Bruce Willis

"Were you talking to me?" ...Queen Elizabeth I

"Isn't that my pancake?" ...Britney Spears

"I'd like dat von. Nein. Not dat von dumkoff. Dat von. Ya. Dat von." ...Hitler

"No. They're too hairy. I prefer the hairless ones." ...Bruce Willis

"No. Dey're too hayree. I prefeh de hairless ones." ...Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

Nu. Zeey're-a tuu heury. Bork bork bork! I preffer zee heurless oones. Um gesh dee bork, bork!" ...The Swedish Chef

"She took my pancake." ...Cher

"I don't have to pee now." ...Lassie

"Three. Three? Sorry. I meant to say four." ...Richard Nixon

"Waiter! Oh waiter. I'll have what he's having." ...Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

"Pardon" ...Dewey (from Huey, Dewey and Louie)

"Do I wook fat in this? Does it make my butt wook big? What about the wed one? Does it go wif my eyes?" ...Elmer Fudd

"It's True! The itching has finally stopped!" ...Thumbsucker

" **** " ...my cat Cricket



I hope I don't get sued for this.


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