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I don't know why, but I used to write down these crazy conversations with myself. They never make any sense. If you scroll down to "grounded" you'd get to see a prime example of what one of them sounded like. I also wrote one crazy one about the word askew. Everything ended in oo. There was blue chew coo lou who new shoe boo woo askew you zoo jew hew poo too to two goo do sue and cue everything rhymed. I don't know what I did with that thing. It was pretty funny. hmm... is that all no there could be more no there's not how would you know? i know everything no you don't you want to bet? three mouse droppings make it four. no. why? i don't have that much okay, fine. three. actually, let's make it two. why are you backing out on me now? afraid to lose? no. then its three. i just don't want to take all of your life's savings trust me, you won't. want to bet? i thought i already did. not on this, you didn't no, but i did with you. what? you idiot. who are you calling an idiot? you. i thought that was clear: you. idiot. what... wait a minute for what? i think we forgot something yeah, like you passing over those mouse droppings what was the original bet about? who cares? give'em to me. no. you didn't win the bet! how do you know if you can't remember? i know that you'd never beat me in a bet how much you want to bet? three mouse droppings! |