Marv's Mind

MicroManagement

I can be a bitch at times. I'm sure none of you knew that because you think I'm all sunshine and butterflies everyday. Maybe I'm not a complete bitch but I'm sneaky.

I'm so sick of these dirty ass co-workers who don't clean the fuck up after themselves. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I'm sick of all these people who heat their lunch up in the microwave without covering it with a towel or napkin. The food pops and slings shit all over the inside of the microwave and nobody can be bothered to wipe it the fuck up. Then they have the audacity to complain that we have roaches! Duh, dumbass! If you weren't such a fucking pig!

I've posted nice signs reminding the dirty little bastards to clean up after themselves and I've tried posting blunt ones that say "Clean up! Your momma don't work here" but it doesn't work.

Yesterday I posted a sign that say..."Out of order until somebody cleans me!" I then unplugged the microwave and cut the breaker so they can't turn the bitch on. I'll show you!

We'll see if it gets cleaned today.

-Marv-