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Last night I was talking to friends about the movie Goonies and it's playing on AMC right now. I must have seen this movie more than 20 times when I was a kid. I love the scene where Chunk is interrogated by the Fratellis. He was such an animated character! Francis Fratelli : Tell us everything! Everything! Chunk : Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli : I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! You never give me you number, You only give me your funnypapers, And in the middle of interrogation. I break down ~"Carry That Weight" by The Beatles |