Rythmical Rants in the Anthills Upstairs

3 Reasons Why CD Box Makers Should be Imprisoned

I don't understand why no one has ever filed a class action lawsuit against the makers of cd boxes. I mean, first of all, they're impossible to open. 1. That little tab on the plastic cover says "pull here" and you stupidly, naively, pull it and it immediately comes right off in your hand. What kind of sicko arranged this anyway? 2. Then once you get into the thing after using various kitchen utensils and your teeth, you pop out the cd and all of those little plastic fingers that hold it in break off as if to mock you. 3. Then one day you drop the stupid case and the box comes apart (the little pegs on the sides are made to pop off with little more than the pressure of a breath in their general direction).