Straight No Chaser

Whatever

i'd make a terrible man, because i already think pms is bullshit. i'm sure some of us are more hormonally charged than others, everyone has a different disposition to start with, blah blah blah...see entry title. if i feel blue for a couple days a month, it's not because my hormones are leaking from my tear ducts, it's because my tummy hurts. period. and it's not going to change my personality or behavior; the worst i'll be is slightly reticent, and only for a couple hours. i will not scream at you, or curse at you, except as normal. i will not be nasty. but i won't hold you to the same standard. if you want to act like a holy terror one quarter of the time, hey. free country. i've been a punching bag, a pincushion and a whipping girl. be a bitch, whatever. just, i'm going to think you're full of shit, because i menstruate too, only you'd never know it because i still treat people nice. like my mom taught me. yours evidently taught you that the world has to stop, just for you, darling darling girl.