The Chill Kid with the Cool Hat

My Made Up Adventures

The Greatest Moments of Pep C. Tinkertorque:

Pep is the Gnome Ranger. Standing at 3'4" and weighing 44lbs, he ain't much to look at. Especially with his bright green hair and dark green traveller's hat, but beware of this little munchkin's ability to FUCK SHIT UP!!!

1. Kinda all the time, but always speaks when not spoken to.
2. Shot with a poison arrow to the throat and shrugged it off.
3. Beaten up by Trev during "History of the Orcs" play.
4. Shitty ass impersonation of a noble.
5. Made fun of a former King with no tongue.
6. Threw a Squig into a teleporter because he sure as hell wasn't going first.
7. Became best buddies with Lucivar, General of the Demon Army of Hell.
8. Random one liners like "Supa Size!"
9. Hits on Boris (lesser demon) to make him uncomfortable.
10. Called out Borc for not fighting and got beaten up with a coin (thrown by Borc).
11. Paralyzed by an evil mage while riding his bear.
12. Threatened to kill the entire Council of Hell "because he's the baddest mother fucker there is."
13. GNOME BOWLING with Oscar! And surviving a 4 on 1 onslaught!!!

What Fucking BAWLS!!!