Breathing Room

Picture This

How can I describe David.....hmmmm...

visualize this...

He's 5'11" (my exact height)
He's dark brown (although he acts like he's midnight black which is fine except that he isn't)
He had dark brown eyes
He is mixed with Italian (and won't admit it, but quite proud of this fact)
He has dark brown hair (it's really black, but scientifically no one's hair is naturally black..whatever)
He has straight hair (it used to be very curly as a kid), which he tells me many have mispercieved as a perm and I have no idea why. Who are these people?
He's embarrased about the coca-cola machine (very inside joke) and due to his embarrasment issues I won't elaborate
He has a football/basketball build: meaning not too thin not too bulky but just right. Nice arms, nice chest.
He's a bit hairy (he shaves a lot) probably from the Italian genes
He has a beautiful smile (teeth included)
He has big teeth (like me...I prefer big instead of small teeth with the gums showing)
He has the Kappa logo burned on his chest (bad decision in my opinion...Kunta Kente isn't happy)


Got a picture yet? Ah well. I was never any good at describing people. I'm good at visualization but I'll take your description and come up with a picture and when I see the real thing, well I'll take the picture. Maybe I'll post a picture.

Nah...just visualize.

That's it.....

He's cute right? (rhetorical)


I doubt if my attempted description did him justice.

But is there really a way to give an objective description without added biased adjectives that will really give a person an idea of what someone looks like?

I don't think that long ass sentence made any sense.

Okay focus.

You focused?

Me neither