Breathing Room

Morning Dumps

I'm a bit repulsed by Dave's digestive system. Its very efficient to say the least. Which is probably why he can be the human garbage disposal that he is.

In every sense.

Every morning, without fail, David takes a dump. A good sized one I'd imagine. No, I've never looked, but he's on the toliet long enough.

The thing is he's not the first boyfriend of mine to have this habit. All of my exes (except one) had this similar routine. Ladies, does this sound familiar or do I seem to be dating the few men with an overactive bowel system?

hmmmm.....


I don't like to be subjected to the smell. I don't like the smell of my own dumps, I don't want to smell yours. Dave says that I have a boo-boo phobia. Call it whatever you want, please try and take your dumps AFTER I'm finished with my make-up.

He's gotten better.





He's even started to shut the door.