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Subject: Your Profile?!
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WTF is up with your profile? Taken but looking?! You're such an asshole. Why both dating a guy if he's just going to break up with you for the next hott ass in line?


Subject: Re: Your Profile?!
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Babe, that was Dan. He was over last night when I was making it. I didn't have enough time to change it. Sorry, I definitely don't feel that way. Please stop bitching @ me.
Chris


Subject: Re:Re:Your Profile?!
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It's ok. I overreacted. I care about you so much, and after seeing Jane all over you at school today, and then the profile, I flipped. She really pisses me off. What kind of a slut walks up to a guy and says, "I'm cold, and it's proven that it always warm in a guy's pants. Wanna warm me up?" That's so friggin' evil. And no wonder she's cold, with her plaid miniskirt and practically see-through tanktop. It's like, almost November. What the hell?
God. Sorry, ranting to the wrong person.
Sometimes I just get really worried that

:AlfieThePetGoat logged on:
AlfieThePetGoat: Hey babe, get my email/
AlfieThePetGoat: ?*
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Yeah, I'm emailing you back right now. Kind of ranting over that slutty Jane Gregowski.
AlfieThePetGoat: Jane? Eh, shes hott. Thats about it. Wayyy 2 ditzy
ShatteredAmongTheStars: No SHIT!? You just realized?
AlfieThePetGoat: lol
AlfieThePetGoat: brb
ShatteredAmongTheStars: ok
Automatic Response From AlfieThePetGoat: Hey u sexy beasts u, I'm chillin (lyke Chingy) downsturs, get thur, and be scurred. Lol, taking a dump. brb

:CrimsonTydesVV logged on:
CrimsonTydesVV: Hey gurl, what's up?
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Nothing much, talking to Chris, writing emails, and surfing the endless expanse called the internet.
CrimsonTydesVV: lolol that's hot
ShatteredAmongTheStars: You?
CrimsonTydesVV: talkin 2 ur hottie, my hottie, and updating my livejournal.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Sounds like fun. You never told me your livejournal name.
CrimsonTydesVV: lol, mayB i never will

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ShatteredAmongTheStars: Oh you're hysterical. Ew, Jane's on.
CrimsonTydesVV: Shes ok when not around guyz
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Only then.
CrimsonTydesVV: lol, yeah she was braggin bout Chris earlier
CrimsonTydesVV: sayin how hott he was and how much he really did like her and not that bitchy liar named Rachael
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, I hate her even more now.
CrimsonTydesVV: lol, g2g
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Sure, talk to you later
CrimsonTydesVV: ttyl, lylas, nite!
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AlfieThePetGoat: Sry, I ended up gettin on my other sn. Fixin the profile on tht 1 2
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, that's fine. Were you talking to Melissa?
AlfieThePetGoat: Yeh, she IMed me.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Ok, thought so.
AlfieThePetGoat: God, jane's bombarding me w/ ims. I g2 get off or the net will crash.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: hahaha ok. Love you
AlfieThePetGoat: Luvu2.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: night baby
Automatic Response from AlfieThePetGoat: JNESXYERTHNU: U know, sumtimes jst the thought of u makes me horny AlfieThePetGoat: Sumtimes the thought of me makes me horny 2 JNESXYERTHNU: lol you're sexy :P
ShatteredAmongTheStars: No SHIT!? You just realized?
lol meshing of ims
SLEEP TIME

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:DANtheMAN logged on:

ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hey
DANtheMAN: hey bitch
ShatteredAmongTheStars: harhar you're hysterical. What's up Mr. Taken-but-looking?
DANtheMAN: nm Miss. Bitchy-Ass-Paranoid-Chick
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaa i'm rolling on the floor. Really. Swear.
DANtheMAN: You're hott.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Thanks.
DANtheMAN: any time. I'm horny.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Lovely, thanks for sharing.
DANtheMAN: so horny, i think i'll go watch porn with Chris.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Ew, TMI my friend, T.M.I.
DANtheMAN: :D hott chicks turn me on.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Okay, now that I'm officially creeped out, I'm gonna finish my email and go to bed.
DANtheMAN: Okay hott woman.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Yeah. Steamy. Night!
DANtheMAN: Now you're catching on. Cya SEXY W0-MAN.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: You're going to be a perverted molester priest when you grow up.
DANtheMAN: I know. Already got the resume.
ShatteredAmongTheStars: Hahahaha

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