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#301523 added November 22, 2004 at 10:01pm
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Its not candy!
On the front of the cashwrap we sell these little gift box kit things. One of them is a mini Zen gardening kit. The front of the box says ZEN is large capital letters and then gardening kit in smaller type. Still it is written quite plainly what it is.

Well, some guy comes into the store, picks up the box, shakes it and asks Rachel "Is this candy?" Rachel stares blankly for a moment then replies. "No."

"Are you sure its not candy? I think it's candy. It sounds like candy. If its not candy what is it?"

"Ummm, its a Zen gardening kit. It has no candy in it."

"Oh." The man puts the box back and mutters, "I still think its candy."
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