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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #494300
A collection of quotes that can only be created in chat.
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#299304 added July 22, 2004 at 4:54pm
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War
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"In a deul if we get and I the choice of weapons then I choose wits and in doing so, you are already defeated."

"The other day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my PJs I'll never know."

"I tried to quite smoking tried the gum, but couldn't heep it lit, tried the patch an it just ripped the skin off my lips!"
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