There must be a light under the bushel!

Feet fetish

I spent an hour tonight on my feet. I don't even like feet, but somehow, I guess I think I can make them less repulsive if I try to improve and disguise them.

First, they make files for the feet. That just sounds masochistic. I actually use this sandpaper-like tool to smooth out rough spots. Never mind that I'm fair-skinned and I'm sure those rough spots are for protection on my sensitive skin; they're offensive, and I want them gone!

Next, I had to shine my toe ring. I don't want it to look dull. Then it might blend in with the unattractive body part it's supposed to be hiding.

Last, I had to paint my toenails. A nice bright reddish-pink color. That should certainly do the job to trick people (and myself) into thinking that feet are actually sexy and beautiful...

How this makes sense, I don't know, but it sure makes me feel better about the nasty, but useful, body parts.